Famous Quotes

"I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair."

Bette Davis on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Bette Davis

• "Old age is no place for sissies."

• "The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?"

• "I do not regret one professional enemy I have made. Any actor who doesn't dare to make an enemy should get out of the business."

• "In this business, until you're known as a monster you're not a star."

• "I've lost my faith in science."