Famous Quotes

"I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose."

Arthur Conan Doyle on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Arthur Conan Doyle

• "To the man who loves art for its own sake, it is frequently in its least important and lowliest manifestations that the keenest pleasure is to be derived."

• "For strange effects and extraordinary combinations we must go to life itself, which is always far more daring than any effort of the imagination."

• "Where there is no imagination there is no horror."

• "Depend upon it there comes a time when for every addition of knowledge you forget something that you knew before. It is of the highest importance, therefore, not to have useless facts elbowing out the useful ones."

• "When a doctor does go wrong he is the first of criminals. He has nerve and he has knowledge."