Famous Quotes

"The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale."

Arthur C. Clarke on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Arthur C. Clarke

• "This is the first age that's ever paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one."

• "Sometimes I think we're alone in the universe, and sometimes I think we're not. In either case the idea is quite staggering."

• "The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale."

• "Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading manuals without the software."

• "This is the first age that's ever paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one."