Famous Quotes

"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."

Alfred Hitchcock on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Alfred Hitchcock

• "Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints."

• "I'm full of fears and I do my best to avoid difficulties and any kind of complications. I like everything around me to be clear as crystal and completely calm."

• "Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him up."

• "Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house."

• "Luck is everything... My good luck in life was to be a really frightened person. I'm fortunate to be a coward, to have a low threshold of fear, because a hero couldn't make a good suspense film."