Famous Quotes

Quotes by William

• I'm just very thankful. And I say that a lot because that's the most important message.
• I'm never afraid to try something if I think it's funny. And I know I'll regret it if I don't.
• I'm not just a doormat. I'm not just being stepped on all over the place. If you look at the bulk of my material, it's about trying to find some strength through that.
• I'm not making any bets on the future.
• I'm not sure anybody's ready to see me in a drama. And loving movies so much, I've seen a lot of comics try to make that transition too fast, and it can be detrimental. And I don't think I've had as much success as I need in the comedy genre to open up those opportunities.
• I'm not, nor is anybody I know in government part of a nasty right wing clique.
• I'm really exciting. I smile a lot, I win a lot, and I'm really sexy.
• I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
• I'm sure I have a process, but it mostly takes place in my dreams.
• I'm thankful to my family, friends, and fans for all of their support.
• I'm the kind of guy that if I don't work out, I will get bigger and look like one of the guys who used to play sports.
• I've been doing a lot of learning from mistakes, first and foremost, and building off that.
• I've gotten to a point, where I realize that happiness doesn't come from the outside.
• I've had to learn to fight all my life - got to learn to keep smiling. If you smile things will work out.
• I've studied all my musical life, but learning is only good if you do something constructive with it.
• If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance.
• If a secret history of books could be written, and the author's private thoughts and meanings noted down alongside of his story, how many insipid volumes would become interesting, and dull tales excite the reader!
• If Apple's a technology company in the music industry, why can't somebody in the music industry make technology?
• If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
• If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman it would be, I think, an American cow.
• If I am outspoken of the dangers of intemperance to members of our armed forces, it is because we are all especially concerned for the welfare of those who are risking their lives in the cause of freedom.
• If I stayed a football player, my career would have been over 20 years ago. As it is, my knees are shot. I found I got the same good feeling in acting that I had in sports, but I found I could have a more profound impact on people.
• If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
• If merely 'feeling good' could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience.
• If music be the food of love, play on.
• If nominated, I will not run if elected, I will not serve.
• If Saddam rejects peace and we have to use force, our purpose is clear. We want to seriously diminish the threat posed by Iraq's weapons of mass destruction program.
• If saving money is wrong, I don't want to be right!
• If suffering brings wisdom, I would wish to be less wise.
• If the grace of God miraculously operates, it probably operates through the subliminal door.
• If the people raise a great howl against my barbarity and cruelty, I will answer that war is war, and not popularity seeking.
• If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain.
• If to do were as easy as to know what were good to do, chapels had been churches, and poor men's cottage princes' palaces.
• If US per capita income continues to grow at a rate of 1.5 percent a year, the country will have plenty of money to finance comfortable retirements and high-quality healthcare for all citizens, including those at the bottom of the wage ladder.
• If we are marked to die, we are enough to do our country loss and if to live, the fewer men, the greater share of honor.
• If we bestow but a very little attention to the economy of the animal creation, we shall find manifest examples of premeditation, perseverance, resolution, and consumate artifice, in order to effect their purpose.
• If we had in this room a hundred teachers, good teachers from good schools, and asked them to define the word education, there would be very little general agreement.
• If we have to give up either religion or education, we should give up education.
• If we wish to know the force of human genius, we should read Shakespeare. If we wish to see the insignificance of human learning, we may study his commentators.
• If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
• If you believe that feeling bad or worrying long enough will change a past or future event, then you are residing on another planet with a different reality system.
• If you can look into the seeds of time, and say which grain will grow and which will not, speak then unto me.