Famous Quotes

Quotes by William

• I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
• I would drive home and see people wearing my No. 34 jersey and wonder why, because I didn't feel worthy of that. And all the time I just knew people were staring at me, talking about me everywhere I went.
• I would fix other people's lines if they asked me on occasion. The hard part of writing is the architecture of it, getting the story and structuring it. Not the tweaking of lines.
• I would like to spend the whole of my life traveling, if I could anywhere borrow another life to spend at home.
• I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would affront your intelligence.
• I would make this war as severe as possible, and show no symptoms of tiring till the South begs for mercy.
• I would say the hierarchy has made terrible errors in judgment and it has to seek forgiveness by its members.
• I'd rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 400 people listed in the Boston telephone directory than to the faculty of Harvard University.
• I'm a journeyman actor, and I don't ever want to forget that. With romantic-lead dreams.
• I'm always on the court with my dad.
• I'm cool with the way I look, I'm not an ugly dog, but I don't see myself as a stud or anything.
• I'm in favor of any technology that makes my work available to the reading public at a reasonable price.
• I'm just very thankful. And I say that a lot because that's the most important message.
• I'm never afraid to try something if I think it's funny. And I know I'll regret it if I don't.
• I'm not just a doormat. I'm not just being stepped on all over the place. If you look at the bulk of my material, it's about trying to find some strength through that.
• I'm not making any bets on the future.
• I'm not sure anybody's ready to see me in a drama. And loving movies so much, I've seen a lot of comics try to make that transition too fast, and it can be detrimental. And I don't think I've had as much success as I need in the comedy genre to open up those opportunities.
• I'm not, nor is anybody I know in government part of a nasty right wing clique.
• I'm really exciting. I smile a lot, I win a lot, and I'm really sexy.
• I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
• I'm sure I have a process, but it mostly takes place in my dreams.
• I'm thankful to my family, friends, and fans for all of their support.
• I'm the kind of guy that if I don't work out, I will get bigger and look like one of the guys who used to play sports.
• I've been doing a lot of learning from mistakes, first and foremost, and building off that.
• I've gotten to a point, where I realize that happiness doesn't come from the outside.
• I've had to learn to fight all my life - got to learn to keep smiling. If you smile things will work out.
• I've studied all my musical life, but learning is only good if you do something constructive with it.
• If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance.
• If a secret history of books could be written, and the author's private thoughts and meanings noted down alongside of his story, how many insipid volumes would become interesting, and dull tales excite the reader!
• If Apple's a technology company in the music industry, why can't somebody in the music industry make technology?
• If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
• If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman it would be, I think, an American cow.
• If I am outspoken of the dangers of intemperance to members of our armed forces, it is because we are all especially concerned for the welfare of those who are risking their lives in the cause of freedom.
• If I stayed a football player, my career would have been over 20 years ago. As it is, my knees are shot. I found I got the same good feeling in acting that I had in sports, but I found I could have a more profound impact on people.
• If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
• If merely 'feeling good' could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience.
• If music be the food of love, play on.
• If nominated, I will not run if elected, I will not serve.
• If Saddam rejects peace and we have to use force, our purpose is clear. We want to seriously diminish the threat posed by Iraq's weapons of mass destruction program.
• If saving money is wrong, I don't want to be right!
• If suffering brings wisdom, I would wish to be less wise.
• If the grace of God miraculously operates, it probably operates through the subliminal door.
• If the people raise a great howl against my barbarity and cruelty, I will answer that war is war, and not popularity seeking.
• If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain.
• If to do were as easy as to know what were good to do, chapels had been churches, and poor men's cottage princes' palaces.