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- If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?
- John Cleese on God
- If God dropped acid, would he see people?
- Steven Wright on God
- If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms.
- Mike Ditka on God
- If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.
- Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe on God
- If God is just, I tremble for my country.
- Thomas Jefferson on God
- If God listened to the prayers of men, all men would quickly have perished: for they are forever praying for evil against one another.
- If God only used perfect people, nothing would get done. God will use anybody if you're available.
- Rick Warren on God
- If God treats you well by teaching you a disastrous lesson, you never forget it.
- Ray Bradbury on God
- If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
- Joan Rivers on God
- If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
- Mel Brooks on God
- If God wants us to do a thing, he should make his wishes sufficiently clear. Sensible people will wait till he has done this before paying much attention to him.
- Samuel Butler on God
- If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments.
- Zig Ziglar on God
- If I am capable of grasping God objectively, I do not believe, but precisely because I cannot do this I must believe.
- Soren Kierkegaard on God
- If I be worthy, I live for my God to teach the heathen, even though they may despise me.
- Saint Patrick on God
- If I can put one touch of rosy sunset into the life of any man or woman, I shall feel that I have worked with God.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton on God
- If I had to choose a religion, the sun as the universal giver of life would be my god.
- Napoleon Bonaparte on God
- If I have any worth, it is to live my life for God so as to teach these peoples even though some of them still look down on me.
- Saint Patrick on God
- If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith.
- Robert Green Ingersoll on God
- If I were to say, 'God, why me?' about the bad things, then I should have said, 'God, why me?' about the good things that happened in my life.
- Arthur Ashe on God
- If one could conclude as to the nature of the Creator from a study of his creation it would appear that God has a special fondness for stars and beetles.
- John B. S. Haldane on God
- If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
- Woody Allen on God
- If people destroy something replaceable made by mankind, they are called vandals if they destroy something irreplaceable made by God, they are called developers.
- Joseph Wood Krutch on God
- If the grace of God miraculously operates, it probably operates through the subliminal door.
- William James on God
- If the Lord says to give more than you think you are able to give, know that He will provide for you. Whether things are sailing smoothly or the bottom has dropped out, He is always trustworthy. You can count on Almighty God to keep His everlasting Word.
- Charles Stanley on God
- If there is no God, everything is permitted.
- Fyodor Dostoevsky on God
- If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent him.
- If thou desire the love of God and man, be humble, for the proud heart, as it loves none but itself, is beloved of none but itself. Humility enforces where neither virtue, nor strength, nor reason can prevail.
- Francis Quarles on God
- If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under.
- Ronald Reagan on God
- If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
- Lee Trevino on God
- If you believe in God, believe in Death Row East.
- Tupac Shakur on God
- If you believe in God, He will open the windows of heaven and pour blessings upon you.
- Mahalia Jackson on God
- If you do not accuse each other, God will not accuse you. If you have no accuser you will enter heaven. What many people call sin is not sin I do many things to break down superstition, and I will break it down.
- Joseph Smith, Jr. on God
- If you don't do your part, don't blame God.
- Billy Sunday on God
- If you don't want my God here, you don't want me here either. God has been too good to me to go and try to sell out to get some money.
- Tyler Perry on God
- If you expect the blessings of God, be kind to His people.
- If you have God on your side, everything becomes clear.
- Ayrton Senna on God
- If you have men who will exclude any of God's creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men.
- Francis Of Assisi on God
- If you have not chosen the Kingdom of God first, it will in the end make no difference what you have chosen instead.
- William Law on God
- If you hug to yourself any resentment against anybody else, you destroy the bridge by which God would come to you.
- Peter Marshall on God
- If you love god, burn a church.
- Jello Biafra on God
- If you must be mad, be it not for the things of the world. Be mad with the love of God.
- Ramakrishna on God
- If you suffer, thank God! It is a sure sign that you are alive.
- Elbert Hubbard on God
- If you talk to God, you are praying If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
- Thomas Szasz on God
- If you tell God no because He won't explain the reason He wants you to do something, you are actually hindering His blessing. But when you say yes to Him, all of heaven opens to pour out His goodness and reward your obedience. What matters more than material blessings are the things He is teaching us in our spirit.
- Charles Stanley on God
- If you want to be original just try being yourself, because God has never made two people exactly alike.
- Bernard Meltzer on God
- If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
- Woody Allen on God
- Ignorance is the curse of God knowledge is the wing wherewith we fly to heaven.
- William Shakespeare on God
- Imagination is the voice of daring. If there is anything Godlike about God it is that. He dared to imagine everything.
- Henry Miller on God
- In almost everything that touches our everyday life on earth, God is pleased when we're pleased. He wills that we be as free as birds to soar and sing our maker's praise without anxiety.
- Aiden Wilson Tozer on God
- In feature films the director is God in documentary films God is the director.
- Alfred Hitchcock on God
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