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Famous Quotes
- And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy.
- Fran Drescher on Funny
- And the funny thing is, I've always been an optimist - it's practically a congenital disorder with me.
- Molly Ivins on Funny
- And there's a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the wall. Because it's not CG, there's something funny about it.
- Matt Stone on Funny
- And, in a funny way, each death is different and you mourn each death differently and each death brings back the death you mourned earlier and you get into a bit of a pile-up.
- Nigella Lawson on Funny
- Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children.
- Michael Morpurgo on Funny
- Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
- Hedy Lamarr on Funny
- Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
- Red Skelton on Funny
- Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
- Groucho Marx on Funny
- As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
- Buddy Hackett on Funny
- As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny.
- Jenny Eclair on Funny
- As a writer, or as a filmmaker, you have to present yourself, and part of what yourself is is what you're interested in, or what you think is funny, or what you think is sad, or what you think is horrible.
- Charlie Kaufman on Funny
- As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children, any cruelty involving children becomes far less amusing than when one was at the mercy of one's friends' and relatives' children.
- P. J. O'Rourke on Funny
- As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
- Tracey Ullman on Funny
- As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted.
- Seth Rogen on Funny
- As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and boring.
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt on Funny
- At home in L.A., Sunday is lazy. It's the wife and me lying in bed with coffee, watching 'The Soup' or something funny on TiVo. The kid will occasionally join us. Eventually, breakfast is at a place down the street called Paty's. And we always have some kind of great dinner - my wife makes a great roast beef.
- Eric McCormack on Funny
- At school I was very shy. I wasn't funny really.
- Michel Gondry on Funny
- At the end of the day it's got to be a good movie, it's got to be a funny movie, and it's got to make people think, 'Hey, I couldn't have spent my time any better.'
- Back in the '70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was 'The Bad News Bears', and that was a kids' movie, but I don't think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau was so funny and so harsh with those kids.
- Jack Black on Funny
- Be obscure clearly.
- E. B. White on Funny
- Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
- Will Rogers on Funny
- Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen.
- Julia Sweeney on Funny
- Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
- P. J. O'Rourke on Funny
- Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.
- Ronald Reagan on Funny
- Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
- Jim Carrey on Funny
- Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown.
- Fanny Brice on Funny
- Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.
- John Krasinski on Funny
- Being funny with a funny voice is more my comfort zone, a broader character that I try to humanize, a kind of silly or wacky persona that I try to fill in.
- Hank Azaria on Funny
- Being funny, it turns out, is like being a bank. It's a confidence trick. As long as everyone believes in you, you are fine.
- Evan Davis on Funny
- Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
- Phyllis Diller on Funny
- Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
- Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny.
- Harold Ramis on Funny
- Billy is a funny, cheeky, lovely boy and I love being with him. Parenthood is terrifying though. I can barely walk past a building without panicking that it's going to collapse on his head.
- Rufus Sewell on Funny
- Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.
- Tucker Carlson on Funny
- Books are funny little portable pieces of thought.
- Susan Sontag on Funny
- Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn't know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I'm one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar.
- John Krasinski on Funny
- Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
- Steve Martin on Funny
- Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
- Bette Davis on Funny
- But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.
- Wanda Sykes on Funny
- But I think Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang really got that thing where, if a movie reads really funny and then has some dramatic or violent or sinister stuff in it, you can't forget that primarily it has to be even funnier than you read it or that other stuff doesn't work.
- Robert Downey, Jr. on Funny
- But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.
- Sarah Silverman on Funny
- But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.
- Kathy Griffin on Funny
- But with comedy it's a simple premise. If it's funny, people laugh. If it's not, they don't.
- Steve Coogan on Funny
- But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.
- Charlie Sheen on Funny
- But, sooner or later I'd love to do a comedy. I mean I think that, you know, people don't think that that's in my wheelhouse because I've sort of played a lot of dramatic stuff and that's certainly a side of myself that I want at some point in the right context, in the right stuff, that I find really funny.
- Matthew Fox on Funny
- By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
- Richard Dawkins on Funny
- By no means do I want to be a piece of meat for the rest of my career. It's funny when you get asked to do a talk show, and then they follow it up with requesting you take your shirt off.
- Kellan Lutz on Funny
- By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
- Mark Twain on Funny
- California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
- Fred Allen on Funny
- Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?
- Ogden Nash on Funny
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