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- I mean, I'm married first of all to one of, if not the most wonderful women in the world. She is everything - funny, attractive, hard-working, she has integrity, she loves me to bits.
- I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.
- Eddie Izzard on Funny
- I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.
- Lynda Barry on Funny
- I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
- W. C. Fields on Funny
- I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
- Will Rogers on Funny
- I never know when I am being funny, and the other way too. I don't think you can think about that. I don't think you can try to be funny. Some people are just funny.
- Christopher Walken on Funny
- I never said most of the things I said.
- Yogi Berra on Funny
- I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, it's OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink.
- Karl Lagerfeld on Funny
- I never thought of myself as like, a funny person.
- Lena Dunham on Funny
- I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.
- Walt Whitman on Funny
- I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
- Richard Lewis on Funny
- I rant, therefore I am.
- Dennis Miller on Funny
- I read a lot of scripts that I just don't find very funny.
- Jennifer Aniston on Funny
- I read the script for Wonder Boys, and I said that was almost perfect, it was so classy, cool and funny. It's a really specific thing. We stuck to it, it turned out good and a lot of people liked it.
- Robert Downey, Jr. on Funny
- I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever wanted to leave our house.
- Anthony Anderson on Funny
- I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line.
- Bob Newhart on Funny
- I really love 'Soapdish.' I wish 'Soapdish' had more of a moment because I felt that that is a really strong, funny movie. Kevin Kline is hilarious in that movie.
- Elisabeth Shue on Funny
- I really wanted to just be a musician. I didn't want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that.
- Jamie Foxx on Funny
- I recently spent quite a bit of time in Sheffield, England, which is where I'm from. I wouldn't move back there, but it's funny when you spend a bit of time in the place where you were brought up. You kind of realize how that place has had quite a big effect on you or made you a certain way.
- Jarvis Cocker on Funny
- I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.
- Jay London on Funny
- I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
- Groucho Marx on Funny
- I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece.
- Rob Corddry on Funny
- I remember listening to the radio as a kid and finding that the songs always made me feel more peaceful. Funny, but the more hurtin' the music was, the better it made me feel. I think of that now when I write my songs. I may not be feelin' the blues myself, but I'm writing them for other people who have a hard life.
- Chris Isaak on Funny
- I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny.
- Taylor Swift on Funny
- I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
- Paul Lynde on Funny
- I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.
- Charlie Sheen on Funny
- I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?
- Arnold Schwarzenegger on Funny
- I show them the funny part, the silly part, the laughing part, the crazy part and then the really deep, deep part where I'm talking from my heart to these people. Because I've been through everything they've been through.
- Richard Simmons on Funny
- I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said.
- Lyn Nofziger on Funny
- I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
- George Burns on Funny
- I started writing when I was 9 years old. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, typing little funny magazines and drawing comic strips.
- R. L. Stine on Funny
- I tell girls all the time that the men that have fallen in love with me, have all fallen during a man repeller stage... funny how life works out like that.
- Rachel Roy on Funny
- I tell you, it's funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day.
- Magic Johnson on Funny
- I tend to head for what's amusing because a lot of things aren't happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything.
- Maggie Smith on Funny
- I tend to play characters that I can infuse with certain kinds of humour. Even the baddest guy can be funny in his own particular way. I want the audience to engage with the character on some deeper level so that they leave the cinema still thinking about him.
- Samuel L. Jackson on Funny
- I think 'Saturday Night Live', starting in the 1970s, really gave women an outlet to be funny. A lot of those women went on to have film careers, from Kristen Wiig now to Tina Fey and Gilda Radner.
- Emma Stone on Funny
- I think a lot comes from having the experience of doing stand-up comedy. It allows you to figure out the psychology of an audience what things are funny and not.
- Keenen Ivory Wayans on Funny
- I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend you're not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture.
- Sloane Crosley on Funny
- I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
- Demetri Martin on Funny
- I think a lot of times on TV we see caricatures - that's what's funny.
- Mayim Bialik on Funny
- I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
- Woody Allen on Funny
- I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny.
- Christopher Meloni on Funny
- I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.
- Moon Unit Zappa on Funny
- I think I have an inner confidence that my tastes are pretty simple, that what I find funny finds a wide audience. I'm not particularly intellectual or clever or minority-focused in my creative instincts. And I'm certainly not aware of suppressing more sophisticated ambitions.
- Rowan Atkinson on Funny
- I think I would say 'The King's Speech' is surprisingly funny, in fact the audiences in London, Toronto, LA, New York commented there's more laughter in this film than in most comedies, while it is also a moving tear-jerker with an uplifting ending.
- Tom Hooper on Funny
- I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
- Martin Short on Funny
- I think if actors don't think of themselves as funny in real life they think they can't do comedy.
- Ben Barnes on Funny
- I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.
- Zach Galifianakis on Funny
- I think it's actually a misperception that I am a comedic actress. I do more drama than comedy but very little of it has been seen. When you are in big funny movies and they do well and your little part in it kind of explodes people perceive you as a comedian.
- Octavia Spencer on Funny
- I think it's always funny when somebody thinks you're going to do something super sexy and then you don't.
- Olivia Munn on Funny
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